i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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