thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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