i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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