So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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