Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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