How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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