Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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