This girl is more easily done than said...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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