some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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