marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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