I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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