he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I see more hoeing in ur future
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