I wish I could punch you in the face.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
is it fun? or sober?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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