I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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