OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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