using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I had to cum in my sink.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
