i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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