Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
