Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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