Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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