did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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