i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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