hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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