What did we do last night that was yellow?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
