Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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