i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Do vagina's smell?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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