clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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