this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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