She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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