Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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