Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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