'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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