Say something about gay babies.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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