Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Two words: blizzard sex
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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