You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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