I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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