New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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