The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I believe in your delicious
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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