Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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