im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
