absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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