people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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