drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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