She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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