On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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