Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
As shirtless as possible
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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