Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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