and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
there is puke in my bra ... again
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
