blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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