I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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