Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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