My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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