Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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