if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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