Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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