New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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